Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dear St Valentine

I hate you.


Okay
I felt the need to write a pointless blog on a pointless occasion that is designed to make money off gullible men and women who are in a state of "love".


Valentines day
The day of high hopes and fierce letdowns.
The day of $40 roses and gigantic cards.
The day of teddy bears made by small children in china.
The day that reminds the lonely that they really are all alone.

Wait a go St Valentine make the depressed more depressed and the
lovers rub it in.

Your holiday is only an excuse for cheaply made goods and sex.
Its your fault so many kids are born in October/November.

I hope you get shot in the eye.

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